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Total Medals Earned: 235 (From 40 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,660 Points

Nanobeast

Bombardier Unlocked 8/19/11
5 Points
Throw your first bomb
First Blood Unlocked 8/19/11
5 Points
Kill your first enemy
Private Unlocked 8/19/11
5 Points
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Officer Unlocked 8/19/11
10 Points
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Enlightened 5 Points Watch the credits until the end
Airforce Specialist 10 Points Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Airman 10 Points Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Conscientious Objector 10 Points Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Corporal 10 Points Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Ensign 10 Points Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Kitty 10 Points Acquire 9 lives
Master Sergeant 10 Points Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Millionaire 10 Points Earn 1 million points
Pacifist 10 Points Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Senior Airman 10 Points Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Sergeant 10 Points Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Story Nerd 10 Points Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Air Force General 25 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Brigadier General 25 Points Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Captain 25 Points Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Colonel 25 Points Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Commander 25 Points Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Lieutenant 25 Points Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Major 25 Points Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Passive Resister 25 Points Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Space Admiral 50 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Intergalactic Admiral 100 Points Beat the game on Insane difficulty

Medals Earned: 4/27 (25/500 points)

Paradox Embrace

Bridging the Gap Unlocked 1/7/10
5 Points
Pass level 1
Withered Away 5 Points Succumb to the clutches of death
Logically Delicious 25 Points Pass level 6
Master of Mysteries 25 Points Pass level 9
Naturally Talented 25 Points Pass levels 1-3
Undeterred 25 Points Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Demon Dodger 50 Points Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Spacetime Traveler 50 Points Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Speedy Runner 50 Points Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Embracer of Paradoxes 100 Points Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 6/11/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated Unlocked 6/11/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 6/11/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 6/11/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/23 (20/540 points)

Reimagine :The Game:

Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are Unlocked 5/9/11
5 Points
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Death By Slow Internet Unlocked 5/9/11
10 Points
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
So Vivid And Intense Unlocked 5/9/11
25 Points
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone Unlocked 5/9/11
25 Points
Finish one third of the levels.
Charged With Battery Unlocked 5/9/11
50 Points
Finish two thirds of the levels.
The End The Game Unlocked 5/9/11
100 Points
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
BWOOOOONG 25 Points Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Viewer Number 301 25 Points Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

Medals Earned: 6/12 (215/440 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

Bloodbath Unlocked 1/3/10
25 Points
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
THE END Unlocked 1/3/10
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Road of the Dead

Blunt Force Trauma Unlocked 11/4/10
5 Points
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Hood Shaker Unlocked 11/4/10
5 Points
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Gunslinger Unlocked 11/4/10
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Hydroficial Intelligence Unlocked 11/4/10
10 Points
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
No Mercy Unlocked 11/4/10
25 Points
Hit 25 civilians
Road Dominator Unlocked 11/4/10
25 Points
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior Unlocked 11/4/10
25 Points
Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man Unlocked 11/4/10
25 Points
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Pinball Unlocked 11/4/10
50 Points
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Speed Racer Unlocked 11/4/10
50 Points
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Tank Unlocked 11/4/10
50 Points
Buy all the upgrades
Zombie Sniper Unlocked 11/4/10
50 Points
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Don't Need Wheels 25 Points Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Close Encounters 50 Points Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Nuke Watcher 50 Points Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Top Gun 50 Points Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State
Survivor 100 Points Beat The Great Escape

Medals Earned: 12/24 (330/1,000 points)

Sally's Cats

Tutorialized Unlocked 2/21/10
5 Points
Beat the tutorial levels.
Flame On 10 Points Set a cat on fire.
No Borders 10 Points Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evader 25 Points Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Pyromaniac 50 Points Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Saviour 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/200 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 6/12/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 6/12/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 6/12/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show Unlocked 6/12/09
10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 6/12/09
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There Unlocked 6/12/09
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Toast Master Unlocked 6/12/09
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Cavalier of Sperm Unlocked 6/12/09
50 Points
Beat story mode.
Evasivivity Unlocked 6/12/09
50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 9/14 (190/425 points)

Solipskier

Bronze Medal in Awesomeness Unlocked 9/28/10
10 Points
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Where'd All My Tunes Go At?! Unlocked 9/28/10
10 Points
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Nice Jump 5 Points Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Wicked Tricks 10 Points Achieve a 50x multi.
Awesome Combo! 25 Points Achieve 100x multi.
Gold Medal in Awesomeness 25 Points Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Sick Air! 25 Points Get 1m points in a single high jump.

Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/110 points)

Spike - A Love Story

Centerpieces Unlocked 5/3/11
5 Points
A Nice Center Smash
Easy Fiver Unlocked 5/3/11
5 Points
Five Love Taps
Just Barely Unlocked 5/3/11
5 Points
Far Right Smoosh
Beyond Words 5 Points Cut Off a Conversation
Droppin' Ten 5 Points Ten Crush-Hugs
Comedic Timing 10 Points You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Quickie 10 Points Far Left Hit
Teen Angst 10 Points Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Will Survive 10 Points 20 Hits in Survival
A Perfect Love 25 Points Perfect Score in Story Mode
Blackjack 25 Points 21 Spikey Embraces
Superior Smoosher 25 Points 30 Hits in Survival
The Crusher 50 Points 40 Hits in Survival
MASTER SMASHER 100 Points 50 Hits in Survival

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)